
Nathalia Rotary at work
Downstream of the main street bridge

Road Closed

Dry as a Bone

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FROGS FUNNIES:- A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But officer, the man said, I can explain. Just be quiet! snapped the officer. ...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back. But officer, I just wanted to say.... I said be quiet! Now you're going to jail! A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. Don't count on it, said the man in the cell. I'm the groom! If we did become engaged, she said, would you give me a ring? Of course, what's your number? The hypochondriac had only four words on his tombstone: See, I told you! The radio announcer was delighted to hear the way in which his little son said his prayers, concluding with: And here again, dear God, are the headlines. The easiest way to meet your new neighbours is to play the stereo full blast at 2 in the morning. DATES TO REMEMBER:- Sunday, 13th May: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to our ladies! Monday, 14th May: Bowls Night at Numurkah; meet in plantation @ 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, 15th May: BBQ lunch for Volunteers through Moira Healthcare Alliance; 11 a.m. start. Wednesday, 16th May: R.S.A. training 5:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Thursday, 17th May: STAY HOME; THERE IS NO MEETING!!! Thursday, 24th May: Weekly Rotary meeting @ Middle Hotel. Sunday, 27th May: Flood Relief Concert at Community Centre. Thursday, 31st May: Weekly Rotary Meeting @ Middle Hotel (with guest speaker). Thursday, June 28th: Changeover. Sunday, October ?: Show and Shine. |
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